Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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