i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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