You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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