My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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