i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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