Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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