Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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