how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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