If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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