Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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