Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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