I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
