cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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