I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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