Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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