I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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