Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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