Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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