I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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