there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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