That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
