Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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