You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.