went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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