If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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