Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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