Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There r osticjed everywhere
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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