I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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