We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i need some magic done to my vagina
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
