So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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