Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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