Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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