you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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