i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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