It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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