I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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