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(703): View more from Virginia

drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Are you okay?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.

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(410): View more from Maryland

still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.

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