I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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