We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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