Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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