weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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