there was a trapeze. enough said
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she peed on how many people?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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