Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
50% drunk capacity currently
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Pants are for mortals
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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