And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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