so explain again why im purple
no
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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