God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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