If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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