I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My cat gives me a boner
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure