in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!