I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
cat food counts as protein by the way
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.