did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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