O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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