he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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